A Tear for Traveller

Tears for Traveller
by Gamer Ennui


The RPG Traveller
That far future game;
Playing anything else
sounds incredibly lame

The Spinward Marches
Next to the Zhodani
The Vargr and Droyne
And of course the Aslani

Fleeing patrol boats
Shooting laser beam rays
Port to port ship jumps
That take seven days

We jump into system
And think there's nothing more frightening
And that's when our sensors detect
An Ahzanti High Lightining

From system to system
And sub sector we're chased;
There's Imperials, psi users,
And merc groups to face

And when things seem hopeless
The defeats taking their toll;
We recoup our losses and
dream of running to Sol

I pine for those days;
But, alas; we're too proud
Rolling d20s forever,
Against the vampire lord Strahd

I suppose I could write a poem about how much I hate Traveler, but nah I'm too lazy.

I suppose I could write a poem about how much I hate Traveler, but nah I'm too lazy.

Oh, the hubris of sloth. How it gets in the way of so many noble human en devours.