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Well, now we know the real reason for Episode VII's delay of filming. Apparently, Han Solo made an extremely dangerous smuggling run followed by a run-in with an unforgiving Star Trek sliding door.

Haha! I read that in the police report of the incident, instead of saying "Mr. Ford was crushed by the loading bay ramp to the Millennium Falcon", they wrote the more professional sounding "hurt by a garage door-type mechanism".

Haha! I read that in the police report of the incident, instead of saying "Mr. Ford was crushed by the loading bay ramp to the Millennium Falcon", they wrote the more professional sounding "hurt by a garage door-type mechanism".

OWWWWW!!! CHEWIE!!

Meagan, Steven and I were treated to the (apparently) annual Zombie Walk downtown last Sunday. It was really quite fun. Some of the costumes were very well done.


I guess eye-shots really don't work all that well:





First the Witch:






And then the Hunter:







Gotta be careful about those zombie kids. Sure, they're cute, but one bite and you join them in their undeath:






Bored kid riding her zombie dad:




And then it got political:




Death and the undead:



And what were our supposed protectors doing during the zombie invasion? Apparently, hanging out trying to pick up chicks:

That's a fine set of photos. But isn't it a little early for zombies to be roaming about in search of chilled human brains?

Not according to Dawn of the Dead.

Here is a nice portrait portraying one of the late Robin William's better known characters. The world has lost a good talent. He shall be missed. Nanoo. Nanoo.

When three Golden Jedi meet their end in combat glorious, the crisis requires a single Golden Girl to avenge them. And we ain't talking about C3PO.

So, you're fond of babies, eh? I got a few pictures of babies for you. Oh, did I neglect to tell you these pictures are a bit disturbing in nature? My mistake, then.

This has been put on a list: "Things to never show Meagan"....

This has been put on a list: "Things to never show Meagan"....

What? But this is baby finery at its best. I'm sure she'll be dazzled by what she sees here.

Heh, heh. That'll show the GM a thing or two. You come at me with a super-powerful being, I'll take it down with a brick, a slingshot, and the knowledge that its weakness is the flashing light on its chest.

The King of Monsters, then and now.

Looks like something the gubment would build...

Looks like something the gubment would build...

They might build it if the government had any money. Sadly they don't. The government is broke. I think we should be grateful that humanity landed on a comet. That's something to say, at the very least.

Don't worry. The Chinese will pay for everything. And they will be magnanimous when they cash in their foreign reserves and become our economic overlords.

After seeing Guardians of the Galaxy, I confess I do like this meeting between two comic book characters and their similar tag lines.

I don't get it. Is that an Ent?

I don't get it. Is that an Ent?

In a manner of speaking. In Champion's terms, this is a sentient tree being with hardened defenses, stretching, super strength, and a severe speech impediment. That impediment would be the inability to say anything other than, "I am Groot."

Wow. Um. Wow. I mean....


Just wow...

Wow. Um. Wow. I mean....


Just wow...

Yeah, it's rather inconceivable but America loves him nevertheless.